Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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