He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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