her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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