I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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