She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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