I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
