i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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