Tell her she can't have a vagina
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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