I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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