This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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