Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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