think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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