Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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