SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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