Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
My vagina just recognized that song.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Randomize
