3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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