Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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