Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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