So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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