You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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