I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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