so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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