i can't believe i had my finger in that
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
