Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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