i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I think your dad took our porno
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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