it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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