And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
All the doctor said was why
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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