She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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