dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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