I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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