32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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