is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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