you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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