That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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