I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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