I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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