my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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