i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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