if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
its liver damage thursday
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