I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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