We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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