Dual....:-)
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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