We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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