But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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