You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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