happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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