I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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