What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
operation harelip BJ is a go
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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