no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
We need to get me chipped asap
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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