You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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